Monday, March 26, 2007

Sultan of SOL





there was an old Sultan with thoughts quite transcendent
his time on the earth 10,000 yrs as a pendant
he was wise beyond measure and so was his treasure
many talents of gold with jewels that were inlaid there
but with all of his riches nothing made him smile
more than his bitches who danced and tapped
cymbols and tickled his itches...spinning and
whirling they made him dizzy with glee
till he had all of them come and sit on his knee
petting and purring he pampered and delighted
them with all the fruits and drink from his trees
he sang the Song of Solomon and whistled
in the breeze a tune of Ali BaaBaa and the 4 T Eves
"Open says ami" he'd utter his command
and the women all layed down and gave him d'sand
and from the jewels in there bellies he populated there land

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

d'banks of d'nile









the Pharoh started culture by the banks of the nile
wit camels and sheep and rock piles by the mile
then Abe got tents and went to the camptown races
all the Juddah day and Buddah night...it was
goddamn outasite
the myth of the old guys wives...the sinbaad of
two elves and 10
we had Pa there on the ion... the merry bell stay wit ewes
and as god wood "B" gods we made angels of men
then danced around eating suger plum fairies till the end
then we were E tru S kins makin' the big eville empire
the woe and sorrow of men
then we mixed the two elves wit the 10 again
and got the cheap "C" to run the d'say ants
wit si N story rome ants and rode U around on horse back
makin' ur fence...and herd uU baad like sheep
to become Pi us and Q uiet and come in ur sleeep
jus one lil whizzard Oz. for that cowhard lion
diggin the S K row deep...d'WIZZARD of OZ
and his door theory keep

Sunday, March 4, 2007

Mesopotamian d'Satan palace Bill Affaire







d'MESOPOTAMIAN D'SATAN PALACE OF D'LUCKY CRESCENT MOON

home of da Nu Clear Lu Creative Chain of Events
and ur friendly mesomi pants horny lil devil ants
Lou's sea fur lion and da slap happ E S eel S
Lou's furoshsis sassaphrass sassperillo
w/spark lion sizzlin' Effersex Eville E scents
d'starburst krew of magic mojo bodatatious babboon "S"
d' Satanic bunch of Lou's furry circus of
razzle dazzle bamboozzle bears
d'horny devils featuring d'Leopard Skin Shetan Sultan
and the ratti tat devil kats w/rats on ur ass
d'Lucid Stone & curator d'Maharahjah of d'Kozmic Sun
Swami Mike J lion Juice King scizophrenic
d'Raastick T mo kraze/kool d'eville Mcaire J rule
d'mystaraastasphereical genielogical swami chamelion
d'safari matahari ramalajah
d'phantastic majestic 27th moon of d'scepter bear
and ur genious of d'himalayas
solor system operator #13 ( agent M )
and none other than d'slimasr dasrite
d'Magic Blu Rule Gene Jean Genie wit a Mexicali Rose
fur da 501 20 00 light ur ass from home
d'mylennial treatment featurin'
d'deville wit a blue dress on
d'deville wit blue suede shoes
house of blue light special wit my blu 1/2 in
rockin' sockin' blues & all kinda musiKEY rythmn and bloosey
Blu Moon Baby ( favorite of the babalonias )
Cat Balou d'denim bamboozler
d'deville macaire salt and pepper chez caire
hot kitty lamaze wit pussys from La Paz
a hot tampico twister wit d'slimasr wiska myster
a cheeky calico on ur patio wit d'deville
down below 2 keep you all aGlow